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the signs as vaguely haunted objects

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aries : a painting of a cotton field that makes you feel violent

taurus : an old box tv that still somehow works

gemini : a pair of tennis shoes doodled over and washed a thousand times

cancer : sand-colored curtains that move a bit too easily

leo : the sculpture at the city museum that looks like it’s watching you

virgo : a bookshelf that never seems to get dusty

libra : a rained-on journal filled with unintelligible words

scorpio : a lighter that never seems to run out of juice

sagittarius : the bicycle sitting on your porch, abandoned, but spiders refuse to touch it

capricorn : fake flowers in your grandmothers basement

aquarius : old letters and drawings from 1st grade perfectly preserved

pisces : a seashell with a long crack down the middle

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